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What YOU can Do:



SEND A WHATEVER-WORKS-SALSAGRAM
TO A RECALCITRANT GROCER
 

Choose A Message To Email
 
SALSAGRAM I (rational capitalism):  
Dear Mr. Businessman:

I shop at your store each week and am generally pleased with your offerings. However, you do not carry Sisters Salsa, which is the very best salsa in the whole world. I am sure many of your customers would appreciate the addition of Sisters Salsa to your stock.

A Loyal Shopper

Meet Jim Buddington,
the Sisters Salsa guy
SALSAGRAM II (insulting, hurtful):  
Dear Wannabe Grocery Guy:

You call yourself a grocer? What a joke. How can I take you seriously when you don't even carry Sisters Salsa, which any real grocer would know is the world's best?

Unimpressed
SALSAGRAM III (pitiful, blubbering):  
Dear Sir:

Please, please, please add Sisters Salsa to your store. Do so and I will be eternally grateful.

Pleadingly yours
SALSAGRAM IV (plea for compassion, humanitarian):  
Dear Kind-hearted Grocery Man:

Do I have to drive to Maine to get my favorite salsa? Think of the fuel consumption. Think of global warming. Think of the aggravation. Think of all the old guys telling me I can't get there from here. Give me a break and order Sisters Salsa for your store. Have a nice day.

A Friend
SALSAGRAM V (Tried it at Big E):  
Dear Grocery Man:

I tried Sisters Salsa at the Big E and have to say it must be the world's best salsa. I do wish you would stock it in your store.

A potentially loyal shopper
SALSAGRAM VI (Write Your Own):  
Write Your Own Message To Sisters Salsa.
THANK A GROCER THAT IS ALREADY STOCKING SISTER SALAS
 
SALSAGRAM VII (A Satisfied Shopper):  
Dear Grocery Man:

I shop regularly at your stone, one reason being you stock Sisters Salsa, which is only the world's best salsa. I want to thank you for making this terrific produce readily accessible.

A Satisfied Shopper


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